Taco Bell Is Now Your Best Texting Buddy And The World Is Better For It
Taco Bell Is Now Your Best Texting Buddy And The World Is Better For It
You can now text your order directly to T-Bell, and pay for it too!
You can now text your order directly to T-Bell, and pay for it too!
TACO BELL
Oh hi there, friend. Was just thinking about you.
YOU
What!? T-Bell!? Is that you!? I was just about to come see you!!
TACO BELL
Perfect, hombre! What do you want for lunch today?
YOU
Is this magic? How are you texting me right now?
TACO BELL
Of course it's magic. I AM magic. Now tell me what you want for lunch!
YOU
My usual, duh.
TACO BELL
Care to spell that out for me, just in case?
YOU
Uhm you hear it from me on a weekly basis, but okay T-Bell anything for you on this magical day:
Two cheesy gordita crunches and a chicken quesadilla? W/ fire sauce on the side. Yah?
TACO BELL
Perfect, thanks. I'll have it ready in ten minutes.
YOU
.... What do you mean?
TACO BELL
I mean you can now text me to order your food, and even pay for it, and skip all the line B.S. and just grab your food an enjoy it when you want!
YOU
TACO BELL
Yes. Yes it is.
YOU
I'm going to be crying when you next see me, F.Y.I.
TACO BELL
Perfect. Now pay me.
YOU
TACO BELL
Bam. See you in 10, amigo.
YOU
TACO BELL