What is your favourite Hot Hatch

Drifting like Ken Block

racing around the McDonalds car park

Trackday, bro

Street racing in residential streets

Rallying

Big wings and stuff, but only of they're functional

Fake spoilers, they add 10HP

Styling? Who cares about that?

Subtle

Power!

Handling and traction

Fun

Attention, good or bad

Anything as long as its loud enough for my neighbours to hear

Pop

No radio because racecar

I'm decent

I'm a racing driver

I crash everyday, but pretend I'm better than any racing driver

Forza Horizon 3

Grand Turismo 6

Need for speed underground 2

Grand Theft Auto 5

Paint brake rotors red and add stickers

Weight reduction, bro

MORE POWER!

No, of course not

Of course, eBay has a great collection of fartcan exhausts

I can't control my car when its dry, let alone in snow

Yes,its fun

I'd prefer not to

I've heard of it, but can't do it

Yes, of course I can

A what?

Cost doesn't matter, as long as its fast

Less than £13k, otherwise it feels too precious to hoon around

£30k roughly when new sounds reasonable