Which Cortez would you be?

The mother. The myth. The legend. You are a leader. You have a way with words and know how to seduce a crowd....or a man, whichever cums first. You run shit and that's ok. Embrace it, because you're the mawma, henny.

What a slut you are! Just kidding. There's no "slut-shaming" here. You've just got an attitude from hell and you aren't afraid to use it. You're probably most known for being all sex, no talent OR for your love of "call-out culture." Just keep doing you though, let the kids call you whatever alcoholic beverage they'd like. You're a winner, baby.

You just need the man with the money to come over here and pay you, darling. There's nothing to it, you've got the hand out, where' s the cash pose down pact. You're often unbothered by the presence of others, because you simply do not notice their existence. However, if any bitch needs her tights pulled or her face touched up, you're always there. A boss ass, people-hating, ballad singing bitch.

You are all of the colors of the rainbow. There are no lines in your coloring book. It's good that you step out of the box, because it's what keeps you noticed above the huge personalities around you. Kind hearted, but ready to tussle at any moment, you've got a spirit that just won't quit.

The lady of the evening, wherever you go. You've got a personality that brightens and darkens a room all at the same time. Your stench doesn't help much either. However, you are undeniably the life of the party and the welcomer to all new people who enter into your family's world.