Are we Soulmates?

It's just not working out. It's like you don't even know about $1 Cheeseburger Day and think our logo still has stripes. Maybe you should take some time to figure out your priorities.

We tried, you didn't. We went for the Hot Spot and you stuck with cold brew. Don't worry, we'll still give you a gift card for your birthday, plus we can hang out at this great convenience store we heard about.

We've gone on a few dates, shared a box of Glazers and are getting to know each other. Where it goes from here is anyone's guess. Let's just enjoy the moment...and the chicken sandwiches.

We knew it was real when you said "see you next time" before we did and don't know what we'd do without our *date nights.* We know each other pretty well and it's about time to meet the parents...but seriously, bring your whole family in.

We are soulmates! We're stuck on you like the cheese on a chicken sandwich bun. You notice every 29-cent price increase but understand that we change and learn as we grow together. We will, most definitely, see you next time.