Which former or current Men's Hall male are you?

"Shnaggs" for short. Loyal as hell... you could get kicked out of a place you once lived and still come back on a daily basis. You are a natural lover of alcohol and shredding the bass guitar. Swaggin' the traditional attire of a bright orange hat and bright red shorts during the middle of february. You are a truly unique person; without you things would not be the same. Oh, and fuck lettuce, amiright?

You are a goofy fellow. A very talented musician with a muscular frame and a luscious ass. You'll eat anything in any combination, as long as it is indeed still considered food. Your drawings tend to be a bit confusing. You also have an odd obsession with ducks and people named "Tim." (Tim Allen, Tim Meadows, etc.). Dark beer and other alcoholic beverages are a must. You are the one and only... Tanner Stark.

You are one lucky s.o.b. Although, your unhealthy obsession with a particular musician may need to be looked into professionally. You tend to fit in with younger crowds due to your naturally immature personality. You tend to watch the worst films again, again, and again. I guess "that's the idea." You are strange, but really don't give a shit. You are Lawnce Kush.

Ginger and proud. You participate in "moments of silence" when truly nothing bad has happened. You tend to weird people out with distance glares and awkward behavior. You are a lovable creature who enjoys a simple diet straight from the refrigerator of an obese adolescent. You are lil d.

You are a sophisticated being... who is fixin' to go to a MacDonald's if it doesn't take a coon's age. Always dressed for success with quite slick attire. Bucket hats during frolf and fuck wearing shoes... who needs shoes? There is never a dull moment when you are present. You are Evan Folk.

You are one nice piece of ass. You may have a beard, as well. You have a palate for sweet beverages and giggle a lot. You tend to be extremely aggressive when put in a competitive environment. You are Josiah Burger.

Mr. Perfect. A simple being who takes joy in having a jack and coke or playing poker... But pace yourself... together they can be a deadly combination. You do have a sick appreciation of torturing animals... your beastly grip pressure is torture enough! So maybe Mr. Perfect isn't the right phrase... perhaps just: Mr. Excellect. You are Colby Wurst.