Which drunk personality are you?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

Feel totally fine. Had a great night. Can’t remember how many drinks you had but your wallet is surprisingly light.

Are the last one on the dance floor, still bopping outside the chippy at 4am singing The Spice Girls while you heckle passers-by.

Feel at one with the world. You hug a stranger and cuddle a child on the way home from the club.

Feel grand, despite swallowing the best part of a bottle of wine. In fact, you have to babysit the kids while their parents pass out after lunch.

Decide everyone is doing karaoke and you’ll go first, even though it’s lunchtime in your local pub.

Slap your niece for knocking over your wine glass and tell your sister she’s fat when she tries to stop you.

Corner your sister and tell her how much you love her and her kids and then give a long rambling speech on the importance of family, and taking your medicine.

Employed. Now you are in-between jobs for telling your manager exactly what you think of her.

Sober, but not from a lack of trying. And you wish you were drunk so you could have forgotten the sight of your drunken boss’s pants falling down mid Dancing Queen.

Performing magic tricks, sweeping drunk workmates into taxis and making bottles of wine appear where there once was none.

Dancing on tables, swinging from chandeliers and regaling the rooms with hilarious anecdotes, which makes a change from how quiet you are in work.

Had a lovely night, you broke into song at the end as you helped clean up and a little robin landed on your finger.

You loudly exclaimed the paintings looked like everyday objects and dragged anyone who walked by you over to see the ‘vacuum cleaner'.

Have a lovely night, you didn’t realise how cultured you really are. You are thinking of buying an abstract piece to go in the hallway.

You now owe €2000 to the artist whose painting you ruined by falling through it after tussling with the coat girl who looked at you wrong.