Comedy Nerds! Can You Guess Which Comedian Said Which Joke?
Comedy Nerds! Can You Guess Which Comedian Said Which Joke?
Who said what joke? Take your guess and see if you are a true comedy nerd!
Who said what joke? Take your guess and see if you are a true comedy nerd!
"Proof that we don't understand death is that we give dead people a pillow."
"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort."
"Accept who you are, unless you're a serial killer."
"Thirty ways to shape up for summer. Number one: eat less. Number two: exercise more. Number three: what was I talking about again? I'm so hungry."
"In the country...everything is done in groups. Two women meet on the street, 'Oh Agnes, I'm going to have a baby!' 'Isn't that wonderful, so am I!'"
"I went home with this French guy 'cause he said something adorable, like, 'I have an apartment.'"
"If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"I was on a date with this really hot model. Well, it wasn't really a date-date. We just ate dinner and saw a movie. Then the plane landed."
"I was like, am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just sl*tty. Where's my parade?"
"Well, if God drinks, do you think God gets stoned once in a while? [Just] look at the platypus!"