Which Aaj Robibar Character Are You?

Love is nothing but a distraction from education/career.

I have a secret crush, but can't approach him/her.

Love? I am past such things as love.

I am the master of pick-up lines.

My partner is liked by all my family members.

My partner pampers me all the time.

You stare back from your side of the keyhole.

You would turn to the keyhole and wink at them, and maybe blow a kiss.

You would explain to the snoop why this is an invasion of privacy.

Open the door, slap the snoop, close the door.

You would go and complain to somebody senior about the matter.

Step 1: Read a line. Step 2: Repeat 100 times. Step 3: Move to next sentence.

You would message your crush: "Heyyyy... xam prpz kemon hocca?"

You would reminisce the days when you studied well in advance.

You would post on Facebook about the dangers of procrastination.

Studying is for the weak.

You would clasp your ears and try to study harder.

You would go over to their house and try to deduce the underlying psyochological issues that are troubling them.

You would take your trusty old rifle and shoot the culprit, and then his stereo.

You would sing loudly to the songs being played.

You wait till a romantic song is played, then you call your crush.

The need for pranking is an acute mental condition and must be treated carefully.

Scare somebody with a rubber snake.

Any prank is good as long as it is safe and does not cause serious distress to anybody.

Tell somebody you got a B+, wait 3 seconds and then reveal that you actually got an A.

Leave an anonymous "I love you" note in your crush's bag.

Lie down and act dead - let them get a taste of what it'd be like when you're gone.

Call all your neighbors for help.

Do a thorough research on reptilekind.

Reflect upon life in the hereafter. There might be snakes in your grave too.

Keep very quiet. No one must know you had initially brought in this snake for a prank.

Panic uncontrollably. Possibly faint.

You would stand outside the living room, listening to every word being spoken.

You behave like an ideal bride/groom because marriages are good.

You would make them tea, not forgetting to add two teaspoons of salt.

You would offer them an explanation behind humankind's psychological need for companionship.

You spend a few minutes inside the coffin, because you've been asked to.

You sing a Hason Raza song to relieve the tension.

You try to convince people to get inside it for a few minutes, because you're the one who had it brought.

You get mad at everyone and start breaking plates.

You try to find the rascal who brought it in and teach him a lesson.

Full moon? Do you mean the visage of bae?

Let's take the coffin to the rooftop so we can watch the moon from the coffin.

Let's go!

The moon can be seen out the window too, why go to the rooftop?