Which MPGIS Character Are You?

You are a hot-headed and sassy cheerleader, unafraid to challenge ANYONE in your way to the top. You are known for your foul-language, your relentless revenge schemes, and your second-rate handjobs. You may come across as a slut, but those who really know you know that you are saving your vaginity for someone special. You only let guys fuck you in your butthole, because you have standards.

You are head cheerleader, homecoming queen, and part-time motherfucking model. You practically run Overland Park High School, and everyone knows it. You come off as a bitch, but it's really just an act to hide your anxiety and deeply-rooted anxieties connected to your Female Pattern Baldness and tragic loss to Rachel Tice for Overland Park Prom Queen.

You are the most docile of the cheerleaders, and to be honest, a bit of an air-head. But despite being dim-witted, you are a genuinely nice person, and you quickly become friends with everyone you meet, even your friends' enemies like Mikayla Van Buren and Trisha from Atchison. You feel genuine compassion for other people, feeling sorry for ripping off Deandra's arms and then mistakenly blaming Ashley Katchadorian.

You are a sad, misunderstood soul, but it's not your fault. I'm sure the rolly polly you ate in the third grade looked really appetizing. I'm sure you had no clue that your plan to win Prom Queen by giving every guy in the school a blow-j would back-fire. Your only escape from the pains of your reality is the fictional world of Gossip Girl. Please get help soon.

You come across as innocent, but you are actually an evil mastermind. You easily steal the boyfriend of one of the most popular girls in Overland Park High, then taunt her by making out with him right in front of her. Then, you "accidentally" get pregnant, when it was truly just a scheme to jump start your acting career by ending up on a reality tv show. We are on to you, Saison. But, if your end game really is acting, you should definitely work on that accent. It's obvious you're not from France, but you probably aren't from Montreal either...

You've been dealt a lot in your life, but somehow have managed to turn all the bad things into good things. When you had your arms ripped off, you used your prosthetic to complete a thought-to-be impossible cheer formation and to lead the football team to states. Good thing you are athletic, because your eating habits are insane. You not only like food, but you like the food that is the absolute worst for you. That's one big shit.

You were basically born into royalty, as your family is considered the best of the best of Overland Park. You often struggle to live in your sister's shadow, especially when getting hit in the head with a hacky sack (and having lice) in the third grade ruined your chances of ever being a true member of the Cheer Squad. It is important for you to remember who you are, and not focus on what other people think of you.