Are you a man or a mouse?

Nothing but what God gave me, which is pure hunners

A pair of shiny boxers. I just love the feeling of silk against my skin

Kilt? I'm wearing trews, they're much more flattering

Tartan boxers. I'm as patriotic as they come - but Scotland's pure baltic

Lager tops

A hauf and a hauf

A Cosmopolitan - well it is Carrie's favourite

Craft ale, I love the floral bouquet

Get out your toolbox - then realise it consists of a junior hacksaw and a paintbrush

Call 'a man' - leave it to the professionals

Get on with it - there's no job too big for you

Cry. It took you ages to put that picture of Audrey Hepburn on the wall

Muesli

Avacado and a seeded bagel

A roll on bacon - but with the fat trimmed off and gluten free bread obvs

A big steaming bowl of salty porridge

National hero

I loved his make-up

Wimp

He was too short

Cry - you'd just done your hair and waxed your moustache

Umbrella? Real men don't use such things

Hide under the nearest bus stop

Stick it out, there'll be another weather front along in a minute