How Florida Are You?
How Florida Are You?
You may actually be more Florida than you think.
You may actually be more Florida than you think.
What is wrong with this picture?
When are you going to get to all the things on your to-do list?
What is happening here?
How are your boating skills?
How fast do you swim?
Have you ever eaten conch fritters?
What do you think of when you hear the words "Beach Party"?
What does this picture make you want to do?
Do you speak more than one language?
What sport is this?
How do you feel about The Mouse?
Way Too Florida
Way Too Florida
There is Florida, and then there is FLO-RI-DA! You are too Florida. Even Jimmy Buffett thinks you should tone it down a bit. You are as Florida as a gator-wrestling contest in a Nascar parking lot with free margaritas. You can't help it, though. It's who you are, and it wouldn't be very Florida of you to change that.
Florida
Florida
You are true blue Florida. You have sand in your toes and sea salt in your hair, even when you're not at the beach. You could be equally comfortable on the Gulf, the Everglades, or driving from Miami to Daytona Beach on I-95. You are as Florida as slice of Key Lime Pie (not green, of course!).
Florida Border
Florida Border
You are Florida adjacent. Florabama, if you will. You might have rooted for a few Miami sports teams... when LeBron was still there. You know your way around the major tourist areas, the beaches, and the drive-thru menu at Checkers. But you are not Florida.
Not Florida
Not Florida
You are about as Florida as a snowstorm in Brooklyn. You don't wrestle gators, you don't sip Margaritas on the beach all day, you don't want to watch Nascar and get crunk. No. You are some other state, like New York or Kansas. Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. Somebody has to be Kansas.