Which 70s Sitcom Star Best Represents Your Inner Old Crank?
Which 70s Sitcom Star Best Represents Your Inner Old Crank?
It was the decade of the grouch on the couch.
It was the decade of the grouch on the couch.
What is your role at work?
What is your advice for the next generation?
What is your 70s jam?
Why do you yell at the news?
How cranky are you. On a scale of 1 to Red Forman.
What cause would you be most likely to protest for?
What's cooking good looking?
Pick your poison.
Caption this.
What do you think about adding adorable kids to sitcoms to boost ratings?
Archie Bunker
Archie Bunker
All your inner crank wants to do is come home after a long day at work and sit in a comfy chair, but the meatheads of the world keep getting in the way. It's okay. Hike your chinos up past your belly button, crack a beer, and yell: "Stifle it!"
There. Don't you feel better?
Florida Evans
Florida Evans
All your inner crank wants to do is come home after driving a school bus, and clean the entire house before you let Calgon take your away. But the unruly teenagers, sassy best friends, and accident-prone husbands of the world keep getting you down. It's okay. Ball your hands into fists, close your eyes, and yell: "Damn! Damn! Damn!"
There. Don't you feel better?
Maude
Maude
All your inner crank wants to do is bring all the people of the world together in harmony to appease your liberal guilt, but the WASPS of the world keep getting in the way. It's okay. Throw on a caftan, have Walter fix you a drink, and stand in a powerful "Statue of Liberty" position and yell, "Right on!"
There. Don't you feel better?
George Jefferson
George Jefferson
All your inner crank wants to do is move on up to the East Side where fish don't fry in the kitchen... and grow five inches... but the Florences of the world keep getting in the way. It's okay. Throw back a Scotch and soda, put on a funky record and slide across the floor like only you can.
There. Don't you feel better?
Fred Sanford
Fred Sanford
All your inner crank wants to do is fry up some okra and watch Godzilla after a hard day in the junk business, but the Aunt Esthers of the world keep getting in the way. It's okay. Throw back a shot of ripple, throw your hand in the air and yell, "I'm coming Elizabeth!"
There. Don't you feel better?
Hot Lips Houlihan
Hot Lips Houlihan
All your inner crank wants to do is to run things smoothly and efficiently, but the Hawkeyes and Trapper Johns of the world keep getting in the way with their incompetence and complete lack of respect for authority. It's okay. Take a bubble bath and then break out your whip and literally whip those fools into shape.
There. Don't you feel better?