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10 Signs You're Ready for a Hollywood Assistant Job

See if you have the thick skin and other qualities required to work in the big leagues of entertainment!

Ed Locklin
Created by Ed Locklin
On Oct 12, 2015
1

One cup of noodles can keep you fueled for the whole day.

"Three meals a day? What am I, a glutton?"

2

You are ready to memorize a TON of names, important dates, and other information.

This other info may range from your boss' favorite restaurant to his or her clients' allergic restrictions.

3

You embrace every time the phone rings as another chance to shine...

...even if it's your boss screaming into your ear.

4

In relay races, you excel at stacking cups.

Spill one drop of that premium chai latte, and you're DONE!

5

You don't just take work home... you're willing to bring your home activities to work, AKA sleep there.

Just set your alarm early so people don't see you and catch on.

6

You can predict your boss' needs before even he or she knows them.

"I see happiness... as long as your boss is happy, too."

7

You consider every time your boss yells at you as "character building."

"I let the phone ring one more time than I was supposed to... I deserve it."

8

You don't waste time on silly things like "nurturing relationships."

You'll find your true love by e-mailing other assistants to set up meetings.

9

You're prepared to commit to a steady drinking diet.

NOTE: Red wine is actually healthy.

10

You only believe in crying on the inside...

...because real tears show weakness.

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