Kardashian Family Boyfriends, Ranked

Yes, you don't know who he is--but that's the point. Kris's steady boyfriend of several years is quiet, low-key, and largely off-screen. Just what the Kardashian Klan needs.

Generally, Kanye is the exact opposite of quiet and low-key, but on the show, he is a surprisingly calm presence. For once, he's found an area of his life where he can take the backseat. Thank god--the world couldn't handle one more diva on this show.

Remember Reggie? Yeah, neither do we. But that must mean he can't have done anything too bad...Right?

Considering his recent cheating scandal, it is pretty damn sad that Tyga is still in the middle of the pack on this list. Other than the fact that he cheated on Kylie--and the *minor* (see what we did there?) detail that Kylie is still not legally an adult, ew--Tyga has been okay. Okay-ish. "Ish" being the key word.

Ah, Kris. His name is spelled the same way as Kim's mom, but that is not the worst thing about him. As chronicled on KUWTK, Kris proved himself to be a whiny little b****, like, 90% of the time. The other 10% he showed about as much personality as a slice of ham. Good riddance.

While it was love at first sight for Khloe and Lamar, what was once a good thing was ruined by Lamar's cheating and substance abuse issues. Though Khloe has since moved on, they're not divorced yet--if Lamar gets his act together, maybe there's still hope for this once-adorable couple!

Drumroll please! The honor of all-time sh**iest K-dash boyfriend goes to...Scott Disick, obviously. What with his constant partying, drug and alcohol abuse, and general lack of good qualities, Scott is the worst partner by far--and on this list, that's saying a LOT.