Which Friends Character Are You Based On The Quotes You Choose?

"Your love is like a giant pigeon crapping on my heart"

"How can I kiss him without letting him know that I like him?"

"I'm hopeless and awkward and desperate for love"

"'L' is for life. I mean what is life without love? O is for... Oh wow."

"Do you have any idea how painful it is to tell someone you love them and them not say it back"

"How you doin'"

"That’s right. My Mom doesn’t have any faith in me! Oh, that’s hilarious!"

"You must’ve had terribly fascinating parents."

" I just have this really strong feeling that this cat is my mother."

"One time my dad caught me smoking he said if he ever saw me doing that again he’d make me eat the entire pack."

"If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat!"

"We had a deal, let the others grow old and not me"

"We swallow our feelings, even if we're unhappy forever. Sound good?"

"I've got this uncontrollable need to please people"

"Unagi"

"It's like all of my life someone has always told me, 'you're a shoe'"

"Don't hate. You don't want to put that out into the universe"

"You can't just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?"

"You're just jealous because your hair can't do this"

"Okay, so to you, death is fashion?!"

"Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends. I am here to tell you that hats are back."

"I don't know but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black"

"Has anyone seen my shirt? It’s a button down, like a, like a faded salmon?"

"ICHIBAN - Lipstick for men"

"I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"

"Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and say the right name"

"Now, whats more important friends or money?"

"Why don't you be a grown up and come hang out with me in the fort?"

"Fine. Go have sex"

"Go tell him he's cute, what's the worst that could happen?"

"I may play the fool at times but I'm more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won't quit"

"Tell him to email me at www.notsomuch.com"

"Rules are fun. Rules control the fun"

"Oh, I just don’t want to be 30 and still work here."

"I'll get so much done on the commute. I've been given the gift of time"

"Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay."

"You didn't sit on my kitkats did you?"

"Well, the fridge broke and I had to eat everything"

"I'm full and yet I know if I stop eating this, I'll regret it"

"That sandwich was the only good thing in my life"

"I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle"

"Six more months, three meals a day, I'm gonna eat like, y'know millions of cows."

"I wanted this to work so much. I mean I'm still in there, changing his diapers, pickin' his fleas..."

"maybe we weren’t ready to have a chick"

"They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit."

"I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand!"

"Turkeys are beautiful, intelligent animals."

"Do you think your favourite animal says much about you?"