Are you the second coming?
Are you the second coming?
You think you are. But are you really?
You think you are. But are you really?
You didn't get a first in any of your exams. Why?
You've been given a reading list. Do you read it?
How does this image make you feel?
Could you be in the Footlights?
Which of these is your spirit animal?
Are you good at sex?
What job are you going to get in the future?
You are unhappy. Why?
Read the following passage. How does it make you feel? "Look, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him; and all the peoples of the earth will mourn because of him. So shall it be! Amen. “I am the Alpha and the Omega”, says the Lord God, “who is, and who was, and who is to come, the Almighty.”
What is your favourite colour?
Yes! You are the Second Coming!
Yes! You are the Second Coming!
Praise be! It turns out you were right all along - you really are the living embodiment of our resurrected Lord. Please, for the good of us all, go out into the world and spread your wisdom to the lesser mortals, secure in the knowledge that they are just jealous and will never know what it's like to be as special as you.
Oh no! Looks like you're not the second coming!
Oh no! Looks like you're not the second coming!
I'm sorry, this must come as quite the blow. It doesn't look like you are the Second Coming after all but instead just another prosaic and mediocre human whose impact on the world will be limited and who will eventually die and be forgotten. If this comes as too much of a shock you can always hold onto your delusion a little longer and dismiss this quiz as the work of a lesser mind that your own, one which couldn't possibly comprehend - or recognise - your genius.