Which One Of Santa’s Elves Are You?

As Santa's eyes and ears, the snitch elf keeps track of the naughty and nice list and makes sure it's up to the minute. It's funny that you have time to get in everyone's business because you actually lead a very active lifestyle. You're always getting yourself into the craziest situations. They almost don't seem real.

Whoooo! As Santa's elf in charge of good times and chill vibes, you've got your work cut out for you. You take partying seriously. It's not easy, upping everyone's fun quotient when you're surrounded by people who are jolly all the time. The bar has been set high, but you can do it. If not, you'll just limbo under it.

Despite being one of Santa's favorites, you have never felt like you fit in with the other elves. You're just as holly and jolly as any of them, but it always seems that while they're jingling, you're jangling. It's okay by you, though. It just means you're special. You love special. Special is your favorite.

Santa does not rely on you to make toys or candy canes or feed the reindeer. He relies on you to stand around, looking pretty, spreading wisdom and having the occasional prophetic epiphany. You're quite good at your job. You've been doing it since time was young.

As Santa's right hand elf, you are the one who makes sure everything runs like clockwork. If so much as a reindeer's whisker is out of place, or there are too few marshmallows in the cocoa, you are the one who fixes it. In fact, you used to be Fixer Elf, but you got a promotion. Congratulations!

You are not one of Santa's elves. You are a dentist. Can you look at this bicuspid for me?