Which Great British Bake Off baker are you?

Freak out, cry and make an absolute mess.

Chill out, you'll make it work.

Do it perfectly anyway.

Just keep smiling, Paul and Mary can't resist.

Cry.

Chill out and start again.

Scrape it up and hope no one saw.

Have a tantrum and start again.

Something simple, yet sexy.

A cardigan.

Hiking gear.

Bold lipstick.

You're the joke contestant and people laugh at you.

You try to be twee and adorable but everyone fucking hates you.

You're really chilled and everyone thinks you're sexy.

Boring, no one cares about you.

Shrug, you're not that bothered.

Cry.

Curse yourself for not doing well enough.

Focus on what you need to work on for next week.

Nervously laugh and try to get them to leave because you're behind.

Get involved, they love the flirty banter.

Give them a slap on the bum each.

Just look into the camera with a knowing gaze.

Give a sidelong glance and realise that you need to hurry up.

Go and console them as they cry, you're all in it together.

Laugh to yourself, you're in it to win it.

Carry on with what you're doing but call out generic supportive comments.

Throw theirs out the window.

Cry.

It was probably a mistake, you apologise.

Turn the freezer off on the sly so theirs gets ruined too.

Pull worried looking faces at the camera, you need that air time.

Keep a straight face, you're worried Paul has it in for you so you want to be anonymous.

Sit there looking chilled as fuck.

You look modestly worried, but still pout for the camera.

Carry on with what you're doing but get really distracted and mess it up.

No, you've made this a million times at home.

Ask them if you're doing it right and get them to help you.

Drop everything and copy them because they got star baker once.

Apologise for existing.

Melt into a puddle on the floor.

Give him one back.

Give him a sassy comment as you walk away.

Go absolutely nuts, you weren't expecting it.

Smile, in a really chilled way.

Thank your family loads for staying by you throughout.

Cry.