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5 Reasons Why The Clip On Man Bun Is A Sign Of The Apocalypse

That's it. Seriously. It's over.

Marcus Tillman
Created by Marcus Tillman
On Mar 29, 2017
1

It's probably an alien mind control device.

Think about it. What better way to take over society than by using a horrid fashion trend to subtly control the male population. Ever wonder why man bun wearers always fight to the death to defend their fashion choice? Aliens!

2

It could be a clever way for a secret terrorist organization to hide weapons of mass destruction.

What if Bush was right? What if the weapons of mass destruction were broken down into little tiny pieces and hidden in greasy hipster hairdos across the globe. I mean you could at-least get a few throwing starts stuck in there.

3

Most likely they are being used as currency in a hair based satanic cult.

Who knows what dark secrets those hairy folds contain? An ancient evil must have been awakened. Maybe a barbershop demigod?

4

Google could be using them as a secret tracking device.

Think about it. Google seems to know things as soon as you think them. Maybe its because they are listening to your brain waves through an elaborate mic network placed in hairy secrecy.

5

90% chance that North Korea is using them as a secret way to transport a mind control virus targeted towards "Instagram influencers".

The good news with this one is that it will only affect food trucks and pretentious coffee shops. I don't think we should be too worried. Etsy might need to call a press conference.

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