Which Feroshus Maggot crew member are you?

a. At the helm, making sure we steer clear of rocks and tantalising mermaids.

b. At the prow, glaring broodily at the sea.

c. On my own in a dark corner.

d. Entertaining my crewmates with stories of past adventures and the occasional romantic sonnet.

a. Treasure? Alas, it slips through my fingers like seawater.

b. Treasure is a means to an end, and that end is POWER.

c. Solitude is worth more than any precious gemstone.

d. I'm rich enough. It's excitement I seek.

a. "My body is a temple."

b. "I'll tie ye to a carnivorous squid!"

c. I don't speak unless it’s totally necessary.

d. "Ahoy, me Hearties!"

a. A pipe and a leather pouch full of rancid tobacco.

b. A rusty cutlass.

c. A sack for loot.

d. An accordion.

a. Own a small farm on a snowy mountainside.

b. Silence, you mutinous dog! I'll be a pirate until the sea runs dry.

c. But I can't do anything else.

d. On stage. Playing Hamlet.