How gross actually are you?

I'll put it on a tissue and then blow my nose like normal.

Just wipe it on the nearest thing to me

Ngl, I would put it in my mouth...

Ew. Why would I ever put my finger inside my nose?

Leave the room, but do your business with the door open so you can continue your conversation.

Just ignore it, you'll go later.

Exclaim 'I NEED A POO' really loudly and leave the room.

Politely excuse yourself. You've got to go, and you can pick up your conversation after you're finished.

Maybe once a month, or two...

You're supposed to wash them?

Once a week at most.

Only if I get crumbs down it or I've been particularly active.

Nothing, I'll just sleep and deal with it tomorrow.

Always remove, cleanse and moisturise.

I'll attempt to get it off with water but if I can't, whatever.

I'll use a makeup wipe, probably.

I won't smell them, but I will have a little look and see if they look wearable.

How does anyone else decide?

Only if I still haven't done a wash and I've run out of pants.

That's disgusting... people actually do that?!

Nail polish remover, duh.

I just let it wear off on it's own.

I pick it off. I know it's bad but it's so fun.

I bite my nails so I don't even bother painting them.

SHAKE IT OFF!

I always take a packet of tissues into bathrooms, just in case.

Call out to someone else in the house to get you some.

Just leave it. Maybe I'll stop needing it one day like a guy.

Make a joke out of it - it's the only way!

Ignore it. If you don't say anything, neither will anyone else.

Waft it over to the nearest friend and get them to smell it.

Start fake-coughing, it'll probably cover it up.

I don't use earphones, too much bacteria.

I didn't know people cleaned them.

I like to leave it until I can't hear my music anymore from the wax build-up.

Every few listens. It's really fun to pick out the wax.

Depends on the person... if I trust they're usually clean, it's fine.

Never, ever, ever. That is literally how people lose their eyeballs.

They can, I'll always help a girl in need, but I will disinfect it afterwards.

Yeah, why not?