Crash blossom? 
In a quest to be succinct, newspaper headlines often fail to be clear and, in some cases, are downright confusing. Take, for example, the headline about a violinist whose career took off after father died in a Japan Airlines plane crash: “Violinist Linked to JAL Crash Blossoms.”
That headline was so confusing, the term Crash Blossom is now used to describe a headline that has been made obtuse by its brevity.
See if you can figure them out.
British left waffles on Falklands? That sounds so baffling and so delicious, especially for the lucky island dweller who found those waffles.
If you think about it for a minute, though, you'll realize the "British left" are the people in Britain who lean left politically left and waffle is a verb meaning to change one's mind and not a sweet breakfast treat.
Here...here's another one.
How terrifying!
Especially for anyone who's ever finished a NYT crossword in pen. 
It's slightly less scary when you figure out that the attacks themselves are puzzling experts. Gators are still attacking, sure, but they're not singling out brainteaser buffs.
Infant Pulled from Wrecked Car Involved in Short Police Pursuit? But...how did the infant learn to drive a car? 
Of course, this one is a little less funny when we figure out that the poor infant was rescued from a crashed car that had been in a police chase, but for just a moment, this headline had us imagining a baby leading a slew of police cars on a high speed chase.