Who Said It: Donald Trump Or Cartman?

"Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs."

"Revenge is so very, very sweet."

"Why can't we use nuclear weapons?"

"The point is, you can never be too greedy."

Hippies. They're everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad."

"Grab them by the p**sy."

"I've learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money."

"All I know is what's on the internet."

"Poor people tend to live in clusters."

"Women: You have to treat them like sh*t."

"I would bomb the sh*t outta them."

"I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!"