Which Gungan are you?

I'm too busy building my nest to care

Mesa no carrrrrrin' about the Naboo. The Naboo think they are so smarty. They think their brains so big.

Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.

I am incapable of any level of thought

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Me no Tink so!

Oyi mooie mooie!

Noah gain!

Only if you tame me

Probably, yeah

Yousa haveda liveplay with thisen hisen

I am inorganic

Tis demunded byda guds it tis

Green

Orange

Gray-ish/Brown

Blue

Gold

Loudness

Plasma

Given who they just promoted to general, I might have a shot

Keep my head down, do my job, work my way up

Dumb Luck

Loud Noises

Wesa no like da Naboo

da core.

Dis army of mackineeks

Carry things

Exercise diplomacy then blow it by appointing a former convict as your general

Explode

Using shields and defensive tactics to draw the enemy closer

Surrender

Not having more saliva at any given moment

Not being able to birth 100-250 young

Making one or two, "lettal bitty axadentes"

Not killing Jar Jar for "resisting arrest"

Potentially being aware that I have been domesticated and will never run free in the wilds again

Dedicating my entire life to a society and military that is deep down to its core a farce run by a pompous toad who gambles away our future on some fool who I have to watch pass me over in the chain of command after years and years of loyalty

Knowing that I can only be used to harm, not to heal

Deepseated Bigotry and the perpetuation of discord between two peoples

Unwittingly setting into motion the end of freedom as we know it across the galaxy

PEACE!

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Yaa-hoo!