Which Howard Stern Wack Packer Are You?
Which Howard Stern Wack Packer Are You?
Test your Howard Stern Show knowledge with your favorite Wack Packers!
Test your Howard Stern Show knowledge with your favorite Wack Packers!
Do you think your IQ is?
Which would you most likely wear?
Choose a color
Which bus would you take to school?
Which would you most likely eat?
If someone butted in front of you in line would you
Pick an animal
Which would you most likely drink?
Right or Left?
Where would we find you on a Saturday night?
Beetlejuice
Beetlejuice
You're not only as bad as can, you are also widely considered by many to be the greatest Wack Packer of all time!
Bigfoot
Bigfoot
You're a shockingly tall man with a tendency to say "it is" in nearly every sentence, In 2006 you won a contest to be the next member of the "Wack Pack." You often run into trouble with the law in your native Vermont, and relay graphic stories about your time in prison.
Angry Alice
Angry Alice
You claim to be half African-American and half Italian and freely admit to hating black people. You're best known for filibustering during arguments, have wild mood swings and engage in long screaming rants when called “Crazy Alice”.
Fred the Elephant Boy
Fred the Elephant Boy
You're a longtime member of the Wack Pack, you have a severe speech impediment and a history of sex with other men. That's more than enough to earn you hundreds of hours on the air over the past 25 years.
Gary the Conqueror
Gary the Conqueror
You're probably the only wack packer out there who isn't leeching off the government and complaining to Howard on a weekly basis of how poorly you're treated. You also successfully shoo shoo'ed the retarded flu away!
Jeff the Drunk
Jeff the Drunk
You suffer from complications of chronic alcohol, long-term tobacco and marijuana abuse. You're right arm was paralyzed in an automobile accident and you were asked to bronze your arm like a baby's shoe.
Mark the Bagger
Mark the Bagger
You are a grocery bagger from Collegeville, PA, who works at the local ACME. You are best known for your annoying voice. You claim to have had bisexual relations and were introduced to the show by The Bloodhound Gang and showed your junk to Howard.
Wendy the Slow Adult
Wendy the Slow Adult
You are a slow adult, like fellow Wack Packer Gary the Conqueror, who lives with your mom and sister. You enjoy bumper bowling and singing pop song karaoke in your bedroom. Your family also lost to Daniel Carver’s in Wack Pack Family Feud.