Who said it: Rhett or Link?

"We don't have much booty between the two of us."

"What does it say about me that my mind drifted to "What if I accidentally poked myself in the eye with this?" And then I immediately thought "Well, at least it's gonna be on the Internet."

"At age 3 I was painting the walls of my bedroom with my own poop."

"As you can see, we can't."

"I'm not willing to wear anything just for fashion. THAT'S pretty obvious."

"Half of you guys can't even SPELL mythical."

"As a young child, I would smell the dog food at my babysitter's house, and secretly think about eating it."

"We cannot talk about Justin Bieber. That's the first rule of GMM I just came up with it."

"If a pickle is not bouncable it's just a green banana."

"I always keep a pack of soy sauce in my left upper pocket."

"Laughter is like farting out of your mouth."

"'Come, quat!' That's how you call a kumquat."

"When in doubt, whip chocolate out."

"Don't let the sun set on an unresponded text."

"I don't know how to be human, right now."

"I like you as a person, but I do not like your choice of shirt."

"Here's pointin' at you kid...with my nipples."

"I thought Minesweeper was a metaphor for the unpredictable violence of life and how we're never truly safe."

"You trying to tell me how to eat cereal? Brother, back off."

"YOLO bae. your swag is on fleek."

"Search your heart; there's pie there...cooling on the windowsill of your soul."

"I have been repeatedly spooned by this man!"

"Don't touch the nacho, that's nacho nacho!"

"I sleep with reckless abandon!"

"I'm gonna be a rapper! I'm gonna call myself Ritz Cracker."

"Sure will be nice when they make this road four lanes..."

"My cheeks are sweating...all four of them."

"The way to a woman's heart is through a worm's anus." (whose story was it tied to?)

"Who's ready to pupate?!"