14 Times We Wanted Piper Chapman to STFU on 'OITNB'

When she said this with a straight face

When she tried to act scary

When she gave an unasked for literature seminar

When she thought she was actually threatening

When she was narcissistic AF

When she showed how truly white she is

When she thought Alex needed her to defend her honor

When she was a basic bitch

When she whined about very small things

When she thought she had all the power

When she got the same tattoo as every sorority sister across America

When she had her priorities completely out of order

When she thought she was some kind of hero

When she played the victim... as per usual