which kitchen appliance are you?

You’re always there for friends when it comes to doing the hard stuff! Sure you get a little messy sometimes but you clean up easy! You’re easy breezy lemon squeezy, baby! The coolest cucumber… in the cubicle. Everyone’s always down to party or just chill with you cuz they dig your vibez.  

You’re absolutely essential to the party. Literally. Cheese and Wine anyone? You’re totally rich with personality and everyone wants a piece of you. But look out queen!! Some of these hoes don’t deserve a taste

Wow… you’re smoking hot. And you know it. You like to live a little on the dangerous side but hey what’s life without a little fun? Yeah, anyone would love to climb on the back of your motorcycle and wrap their arms around your stomach. Call me. Xoxo. 

Secretly you’re a little stuck up but you try not to show it. Still, you’re shiny and sexy and ready for a good time. But you also know you get a little too crazy jealous and protective over someone you really care about.  

You’re a soft warm ball of love and don’t let anyone tell you different! Even though you’re always down for a good cuddle, you’re also ready to beat the face out of anyone who hurts your friends!! So what if you don’t have a sharp edge, you’re still down for a fight! Still, after the battle, you’re usually the one caring for everyone’s wounds.  

You’re known to hurt people but the truth is you’re the one who hurts the most. You’re very smart when it comes to reading people but it’s hard to be the one to speak. In the end you’ll find someone who won’t be afraid of your sharp edges because they see the true, soft, and beautiful you inside.

you’ve been disappointed in life. A lot. The good thing is the only way to move from here is up! You’ve got a brighter future ahead of you that promises true love, confidence, and self love. Keep it up booboo.