This Lisa Frank Coloring Book Is About To Awaken Your Inner Seven-Year-Old
This Lisa Frank Coloring Book Is About To Awaken Your Inner Seven-Year-Old
Lisa Frank just announced that it will be releasing the adult coloring book we've all been waiting for. Here is your inner child to tell you all about it!
Lisa Frank just announced that it will be releasing the adult coloring book we've all been waiting for. Here is your inner child to tell you all about it!
Your Inner Child
OH MY WOW GUESS WHAT IS HAPPENING
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Inner child? What's up? I haven't heard from you in a while.
Your Inner Child
I JUST GOT A LISA FRANK FOLDER. IT HAS DOLPHINS. SO MANY DOLPHINS.
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Oh, dolphins? That's cool. You don't need to know that you're gonna get bitten by a dolphin at Sea World.
Your Inner Child
What?
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Nothing. So, what does the dolphin folder look like?
Your Inner Child
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Wow. Those are some shockingly monogamous dolphins.
Your Inner Child
What's monogamous?
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Nevermind. So, listen, inner child, Lisa Frank hasn't been in my life much lately, and I kind of need to get back to work now, so I'm gonna talk to you later.
Your Inner Child
BUT SHE CAN BE IN YOUR LIFE
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
What, like me digging up old folders and stuff?
Your Inner Child
No, SHE'S RELEASING A NEW COLORING BOOK
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, INNER CHILD. A coloring book? Are you for real?
Your Inner Child
I'm a figment of your imagination, but THIS COLORING BOOK IS REAL
Your Inner Child
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
OH MY GOD. YOU MEAN I CAN COLOR STUFF LIKE THESE BABY NEON LEOPARDS?
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Your Inner Child
YOU CAN. YOU CAN EVEN COLOR STUFF LIKE THIS NEON LEOPARD SEAL
Your Inner Child
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
WHAT ABOUT THE UNICORNS?
Your Inner Child
MOS DEF
Sad Lisa Frankless AdultSelf
Thank you Lisa Frank for reuniting me with my inner child! Now, I don't have to be a sad Lisa Frankless adult!
Lisa Frank
You're welcome, my child. You're welcome.