How Well Do You Know The Timeline Of 2016's Kanye/Taylor Feud?

After Kanye West reenacts the 2009 VMAs at a friend’s wedding

Five billion years after the dawn of Hiddleswift, when the sun becomes a white dwarf and engulfs all that’s left of earth

After the dawn of Hiddleswift

Before Taylor wins an NME award shaped like a giant middle finger

After Aziz Ansari puts out an unofficial ‘Famous’ video that’s better than the real one

73 million years after Aziz Ansari puts out his unofficial ‘Famous’ video, when all human consciousness has been ported to an undying neural network

Before Katy Perry tweets a gif of Hillary Clinton looking judgmental

110 years after the Met Gala, when unfeeling robots have enslaved humanity and turned everybody into batteries

Before Taylor and Kanye both show up to the Met Gala dressed as unfeeling robots

After Kanye plays ‘Champions’ on Real 92.3

45 years after Taylor drops a line of adorable greeting cards, when the earth’s resources have been depleted, global warming leaves huge portions of the planet uninhabitable, and everyone is extremely unsafe and incredibly worried

Before Taylor drops a line of adorable greeting cards