Which Orange Is The New Black Character Is Your Prison Wife?

Piper Chapman is your prison bae! There's no messing with this good girl gone bad, who will use her super cute smile to make you feel at home behind bars at Litchfield... Just don't mention Alex okay?!

Vause is the one to keep you company at Litchfield. This former drug-dealing bad ass will have your back, as she's far too clever for the other inmates and will do anything to get you out of trouble (or, get herself out of it!). However, be warned, she's SUPER paranoid and may accuse you of trying to kill her...

Your prison wife (or should we say mum) is Red! The fiery Russian will take you under her wing as you adjust to life in Litchfield, with the pros being that she's a pretty mean cook so you'll never go hungry! The cons? Erm, she did use to work with the Russian Mafia...

Tattooed Stella is your girl! She may be new to Litchfield, but Stella has already got the whole brooding babe thing down. However, she does live by the motto 'Trust no b*tch' so this could cause some teeny tiny issues in the long run...

You got Crazy Eyes! Suzanne sure knows how to look after her friends so you'll be well taken care of as you adjust to life in Litchfield. However, she does have a tendency to get a little too attached, not that you'll mind when she's supplying you with raunchy literature.. Oh, and then there is the whole 'crazy' thing...

Big Boo is the one for you! With her 'Butch' tattoo and cropped hair cut, Carrie will watch your back while inside and is a pro when it comes to getting her hands on contraband, making life a little easier while behind bars. Just don't get jealous when she gets a new pet pooch to play with...

Sophia is your jail bird! You'll always look on trend with Sophia tending to your weave, especially when it comes to skipping the line at her salon. The downsides? She does have her work cut out with rebellious son Michael, so maybe not mention him when you're in her hair-dressing chair...

Former drug addict Pennsatucky is your girl, with Tiff on hand to whisk you away from the walls of Litchfield in her trusty prison van. She's a big fan of doughnuts and doesn't believe in brushing her teeth but who cares about dental hygiene anyway?