What Ugly Holiday Sweater Are You?
What Ugly Holiday Sweater Are You?
It's not the holiday season without an atrocious garment to keep you warm.
It's not the holiday season without an atrocious garment to keep you warm.

What's for dinner?
Choose a celebrity holiday sweater
Who do you spend the holidays with?
Pick a holiday film:
What is your holiday drink of choice?
Choose a beloved holiday character:
What is your favorite holiday song?
The full tree
The full tree
This sweater, replete with fully decorated fir tree, screams happy holidays . . . perhaps a bit too loudly.
ugly Rudolph
ugly Rudolph
Everybody loves Rudolph. This sort of looks like him, right? eh, close enough.
Cat Christmas
Cat Christmas
This weird cat turtleneck is purrrfect for you this holiday season, you purrrrfect weirdo.
the Menorah
the Menorah
This ingenious feat of holiday engineering makes use of the arms a well as the body. It's perfect for you, the innovator, always making bold, if terrible, fashion statements.
Scary Santa
Scary Santa
This santa sweater is delightful and simply horrifying . . . kinda like the holiday season.