Which 'Orange Is the New Black' Inmate Should You Share A Cell With?
Which 'Orange Is the New Black' Inmate Should You Share A Cell With?
If you had to do your time, which of the 'Orange Is the New Black' inmates should you share a cell with?
If you had to do your time, which of the 'Orange Is the New Black' inmates should you share a cell with?
What are you (probably) going to be in prison for?
You’re issued your first standard orange uniform. What do you do?
What’s the best use of all this new free time you’ll have?
How do you feel about religion?
What’s the most important thing in a relationship, whether friendly or romantic?
What would you rather watch during group TV sessions?
Who would you rather get in good with while you’re here?
Last but not least, are you looking for love in all the jail places?
Piper Chapman
Piper Chapman
Like Piper, you’re the quiet, stealthy type who shouldn’t be underestimated but who’d rather avoid trouble than cause it. You’re good at reading people, and you know how to keep a low profile but still accomplish your goals. You two as a team is a very WATCH OUT YA’LL situation.
Galina “Red” Reznikova
Galina “Red” Reznikova
Intimidation is the game, and you’re a master at it. Like Red, you’re ready to run this place like a well-oiled machine, and you’ll find out what R-E-S-P-E-C-T means to you pretty quickly or someone’s getting a tampon sandwich.
Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren
Suzanne “Crazy Eyes” Warren
Okay, okay, so like our pal Crazy Eyes here people might initially think you’re a little strange (er, “unique”), but the fact of the matter is that you’re smart and talented, even if that does sometimes come through via some off-the-wall behaviors.
Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson
Tasha “Taystee” Jefferson
Like Taystee, you’re kind and quick with a smile and loyal to a fault. Prison isn’t going to turn you into something you’re not, so your best bet is to lay low and make the best of it, drama-free, surrounded only by people who are also good deep down.
Lorna Morello
Lorna Morello
You and Lorna are going to be the greatest of friends (hey, maybe even more than that) because you’re both deeply emotional and not afraid to take a major risk where there’s a major reward.
Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett
Tiffany “Pennsatucky” Doggett
Whatever happens, you’re not the kind of person to back down from your beliefs, so you and Pennsatucky’d be like two peas in a passionate little pod. Others might not get you, but she will. Hallelujah!
Sophia Burset
Sophia Burset
Like Sophia, you’re the kind of woman people come to when they need solid, sometimes brutally honest advice. You’ve got a great pair of ears, and your lips spit the truth, and people respect you enough not to test you.
Dayanara “Daya” Diaz
Dayanara “Daya” Diaz
Cue the quaint mood music because just like Daya, you’re the serene, chillmaster who keeps her cool even when everyone has lost every marble they ever owned. Sure, you’re not flawless (your heart might tend to get you into trouble sometimes), but you’re a total sweetheart through and through.