Which mundane 90s car are you?

You're outrageously common but reliable and well-respected. Your bumpers may be covered in tape, your rear arches may be crusty but you're still a damn good steer.

Disturbingly reliable mechanicals paired with clever packaging make you one of the greatest superminis of all time. Less desirable characteristics include holding exactly zero sex appeal and the ability to transform into a brown heap once salt is applied.

You're like your parents only fatter, slower and less desirable. Despite this, the frugal straight diesel engine under your bonnet will run until the body has rusted away entirely. Still, everyone loves a Golf.

You hold striking looks and your peppy engine and admirable handling make for decent progress. So it's a shame that you spend most of your time throwing fault codes or on the hard shoulder, really.

The rugged Tonka toy image means you'll look the part even if you can't quite make it to where you want to be. 205bhp has never felt more lacklustre. Rarely far from fuel pumps or the garage.

Congratulations, not only are you one of the most dependable motors on the road, you're easily the most boring. Without the screaming engine or firm suspension of hotter models you're happy to sit at 40mph on each and every road in the UK.

Yes, you're a handsome coupe with pop-up headlights but few really desired you. Still, the 2.5l V6 under your bonnet is good news, and you are far from a common sight on today's roads.

Greasy fingerprints on every inch of your glass, you've got the job of safely transporting the family. You do it well, too. You boring sod.