Which Radical Whig Are You?

Ask whether someone other than Jack Ketch can do the honours.

Tell the king he can make a snuff-box out your arse if he pleaseth.

Knock out a quick pamphlet on natural rights and human understanding.

Run off to the Low Countries.

Perform a pioneering and risky operation, thus saving his life.

Reassure him that his sufferings are not as bad as living under Stuart jure divino absolutism.

Drop off some grapes and go round to Baroness Wentworth’s for a jump.

Raise a mob and burn down every Tory coffee-house in the Court-end.

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Invite him round for dinner with your dad and your uncle.

Send him your pamphlet on how toleration ought not be extended to papists because of their spiritual allegiance to a hostile foreign power.

Raise a mob, burn his house down and rip up all his holy pictures.

Cut his head off on a big scaffold outside the Banqueting House.

Rail against Cromwell as a tyrant, a king in all but name.

Trim, hedge and keep an eye out for Restoration.

Knock around Oxford thinking about René Descartes.

Learn how to walk, speak and use a chamber-pot.

Fears that the king will exercise his prerogative to dissolve Parliament in order to prevent passage of the Exclusion Bill.

Concerns that questions about the legitimacy of first acquisition undermine any theory of freedom based on property rights.

A severe headache and throbbing testicles consequent to a brush with a Jacobite gang on the Hay-market.

Baroness Wentworth.