What Valuable Lesson Has Family Guy Taught You?

If Family Guy has taught you anything, it has taught you that babies and pets can really talk. So when they come up to you, really pay attention to what they're saying. They could be telling you about their new invention, world domination, their book, or how they're in the mood for a cocktail. However, you should keep this secret from your friends. They may think you're a total fruitcake!

Family Guy has taught you the real secret about automatic doors. There isn't a sensor that opens them, they only open for beautiful people. So if you step on that mat and the door opens, you're a very beautiful person.

p.s. even if it doesn't you're still beautiful, unless you're Meg...

You've learned one of the most important lessons, leave the past alone! When you have the opportunity to time travel, whatever you do, do NOT change the past. You've seen the trouble Stewie, Brian, Peter, and even Mort have gotten into when messing with something as small as a date. It's okay to visit, but to be safe just look and get back on your return pad.

You've learned that friendships aren't always perfect. There have been several moments where Joe brutally beat up his pals, and even moments where the Griffin Family went toe-to-toe with each other. At the end of the day they make up and look forward to another day. Either that or they plot their revenge.

You've learned not to judge a monkey by his/her fur! Just like Chris you've learned that evil monkey's lurking in your closet aren't always evil. They may want to befriend you, but aren't sure how to start a conversation. If you encounter a monkey pointing at your from inside your closet ask him for help with homework assignments or work tasks and you'll see how nice he really is.

You've learned to look out for that creepy section in Bath and Beyond. Peter taught you this lesson early on. You know you're safe in the Bath section, but it's something about the Beyond... Instead of looking for the mugs, look for a store employee to help you find one. This way you won't get sucked into the Beyond section.

Be spontaneous! Get out of your routine every once in a while and do something a little crazy. Family Guy teaches you this every episode. Whether it's jumping into your personalized helicopter or stealing a ham at a grocery store, don't let your thoughts cloud your actions!

Grab some tissues because you've learned that it's okay to cry! Crying because someone called you a "Four wheeled monster" or crying because you're Meg is okay! There are tears at least every other episode. No matter what your friends or family think, let your emotions fly.