Cook A 3-Course Meal And We'll Get Gordon Ramsay To Insult You
Cook A 3-Course Meal And We'll Get Gordon Ramsay To Insult You
YOU F*CKING DONKEY!!
YOU F*CKING DONKEY!!
IMPORTANT QUESTION: Can you actually cook?
Time to serve your appetiser, which meat do you attempt to cook for the very first time?
Pick a set of cutlery to eat with:
You're cooking steak for your main course, how do you serve it?
What sauce do you serve it with?
Pick the food presentation that speaks most to your soul and aesthetic:
What are you serving for dessert?
Which type of wine will you serve with your 3-course meal?
Give yourself a review: how well do you think do did?
"You are an Idiot Sandwich"
"You are an Idiot Sandwich"
"I've seen better food in a fucking prison."
"I've seen better food in a fucking prison."
"I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant."
"I wouldn't trust you running a bath, let alone a fucking restaurant."
"You surprise me... you surprise me how SHIT you actually are."
"You surprise me... you surprise me how SHIT you actually are."
"I've never ever ever ever ever met someone I believe in... as little as you."
"I've never ever ever ever ever met someone I believe in... as little as you."
"JUST FUCK OFF. GO ON. FUCK THE FUCK OFF."
"JUST FUCK OFF. GO ON. FUCK THE FUCK OFF."