It’s True, Your Brendon Urie Preference Will Determine Your Future Job
It’s True, Your Brendon Urie Preference Will Determine Your Future Job
It's definitely true.
It's definitely true.
Which Brendon would you take on a date?
Which Brendon would you introduce to your parents?
Which Brendon would you call if you got stuck in a lift and were running out of oxygen?
Which Brendon would you like to go on a bread making course with?
Which Brendon would you like to go rolling in the hay with?
Farmer
Farmer
Society needs to produce a certain number of farmers each year to ensure a healthy yield of Brendon Urie memes are produced to feed the world's Panic! At The Disco fans. You will be set to work on Tumblr to help with the ploughing and may progress to 'head meme farmer' within just a few years.
Dentist
Dentist
As Brendon Urie once said, "teeth are very important". We absolutely agree, 100%. In your future career as a dentist, you will be helping the world have pearly whites as good as Brendon's. You'll never be out of work and you'll be paid handsomely. Hallelujah!
Relationship Counsellor
Relationship Counsellor
This job combines your skill for showing passion and empathy as well as your thirst for gossip. Just as Brendon's music has helped heel people around the world, you too will embark of a journey to heeling couples, helping them work through their issues. Your first case will be Brendon and Ryan Ross.
Pizza Delivery Boy/Girl
Pizza Delivery Boy/Girl
There is nothing more precious in this world than pizza. Its transportation must be undertaken with significant care and due diligence. You know this, and that's why only you can be trusted with this task. And in case you're wondering, Brendon likes a pepperoni.
Teacher
Teacher
EDUCATION! EDUCATION! EDUCATION! That's Brendon Urie's catchphrase. Your destiny lies in educating the youth on the back catalogue of P!ATD. The whole syllabus will take in every era of the band as well as special modules on Ryden and Milk.
Musician
Musician
You've got the best job in the world. You'll be touring the world to sell-out audiences in a P!ATD tribute act, Panic! At The Bistro. You'll do your own special covers like 'Emperor's New Cloves', 'Don't Threaten Me With A Good Thyme' and 'The Good, the Bad and the Dirty Burger".