QUIZ: Are You Straight Or Just Going Through A Phase?
We love and support you no matter what henny.
When did you first think you might be straight?
When I watched an episode of Love Island
As long as I can remember
Teenage years
Umm I don't think I am?
Who made you turn straight?
Gwyneth Paltrow
Piers Morgan
Ryan Paul
Paula Deen
How do you know you’re straight if you've never banged someone who is the same sex as you?
I don't need to listen to a Iggy Azalea song to know I won't like it, y'know what I mean?
Gosh maybe you're right!
I just know
Did you have an unhappy childhood?
No?
Yes
What does that have to do with anything?
Are your parents comfortable with your straight lifestyle?
Ummmm I guess so?
They love and respect me
We don't talk about it
Are there enough representations of straight people on TV?
I think there should be more
Are you actually fucking kidding?
There is next to no representation
Do you sometimes wish you were gay?
Yes, who doesn't?
Sometimes
...wtf?
Straight
Wow you are so brave. We're totally cool with your lifestyle choice and wish you the best of luck - just don't put it in my face, okay?
Going Through A Phase
Don't worry. We're all had feelings for the opposite sex at one point in our lives but it's just a phase. You'll get over it.
