QUIZ: Would Joe Goldberg be obsessed with you?
QUIZ: Would Joe Goldberg be obsessed with you?
On a random Saturday night, where might Joe find you if he was to go looking for you?
What kind of books do you like to read?
Which of these social platforms do you use the most?
How many best friends do you have?
Choose one of these Tinder bios that best suits your personality:
Is your Instagram set to private?
Out of these options, which one would be your dream profession?
You see this man at an event. Every time you look up, he's staring at you. What do you do?
Are you currently in a relationship?
Yes, Joe Goldberg WOULD be obsessed with you.
Yes, Joe Goldberg WOULD be obsessed with you.
You have caught Joe's attention. Ever since he laid eyes on you, he's been intrigued by you. Intrigued by your backstory, intrigued by your mysterious life, intrigued by your vibe. He thinks you could be his perfect match, that you'd look great together, that you could fix each other. So what if you're seeing someone else? That's not going to stop him from being with YOU.
Joe Goldberg ALMOST gets obsessed with you, but he soon gets distracted by someone else.
Joe Goldberg ALMOST gets obsessed with you, but he soon gets distracted by someone else.
Some call it rejection, others call it a lucky escape. You met Joe in the bookstore, he was fascinated by your literary tastes. Not to his standards, but he let it slide. You get along well, and you end up introducing your best friends to him. But two weeks later, he completely ghosts you. Good luck to the next girl, we guess!
No, Joe Goldberg would NOT be obsessed with you.
No, Joe Goldberg would NOT be obsessed with you.
What can we say? You're just not the kind of girl Joe Goldberg is interested in. You're either far too smart and dangerous for Joe, someone who could easily foil his plans and land him in jail. A risk too far, perhaps? Or, he thinks you're just really, really boring. Sorry about it.
On a random Saturday night, where might Joe find you if he was to go looking for you?