QUIZ: Would You Win The 'Insatiable' Miss Magic Jesus Pageant?
QUIZ: Would You Win The 'Insatiable' Miss Magic Jesus Pageant?
Pick your pageant outfit!
Finish the lyric: "Sweet, sweet Jesus inside me..."
Choose the best vine
Be honest, what is your biggest fear about the pageant?
Pick a song to get you hyped up!
Quick, add an accessory to your outfit!
Pick the aesthetic that speaks to you most
Time for the most important question: how is the big J inside of you?
YOU WIN!
YOU WIN!
You are the epitome of Miss Magic Jesus, a beauty queen to be envied. Next stop: regionals!
2nd Place!
2nd Place!
You were so close! It's not your fault though, Dee's rapping is unbeatable. Maybe try Miss Bareback Buckaroo instead?
3rd Place!
3rd Place!
Hey, bronze isn't bad! Don't give up yet - brush up on your Bible knowledge and try again next year!
You didn't win, but that's okay!
You didn't win, but that's okay!
You gave it your best and thats what matters! Besides, don't we all have a little bit Miss Magic Jesus inside of us anyway?
QUIZ: Would You Win The 'Insatiable' Miss Magic Jesus Pageant?