What Villain Are You Like When You're Angry?

How wonderful it is to see you Vooooooooldemort? How are you? Have you gotten rid of Harry Potter yet? Oh? Well you'll get him soon!

Voldemort does not have a good bone in his body. He can slither around like the snake he is on any day and try to fool you, but I know better, Voldy! You've taken a path of pure evil through our journey.

But fear not! I understand how complex and misunderstood a villain can be, so you have a friend in me... well, as long as you don't try shooting lightning at me or anything.

You're the Chairperson of the Evil Committee. Let the meeting begin! And don't forget to grab a cup of Unicorn Coffee, it's gluten free~!

Perhaps evoked best by the late and ridiculously talented Heath Ledger, the Joker is undeniably the foundation of everything villainous. Whether it's his bone-chilling cackle or whimsically terrifying look in his eyes, he has made nothing less but the ultimate statement for villains all over.

As a villain, you would be dark, utterly insane, and so scary that people laugh at you instead of screaming. You've made some haunting decisions on this journey, but you're probably laughing already, aren't you?

If I smell even the slightest bit of laughing gas I'm coming after you, so don't you even dare!

It would not be wise to look down on the woman who strategically manipulated countless flying monkey minions, wolves, vicious bees and ruled her land with quite the magically iron fist.

She was west SIIIIDE before it even WAS a west side! You've chosen a path of manipulation, magic, and mayhem. As a villain you're the face of evil, but you're loyal to those important to you and have wicked ways of making the unlucky fellows who cross your path suffer! The three Ms that take the Wicked Witch of the West to the next level of villain and quite the distance beyond.

That being said, I do NOT want to meet you in a dark alley on a bad day. Oh, before I go, watch out for Dorothy, she's coming… and an umbrella wouldn’t hurt you.

Can you say "psycho"? No, seriously... sound it out with me, "Psssssssssycho." I won't be inviting you to any of the villain slumber parties! I mean, we're evil, but we're not THIS evil.

Can you also say for me *takes a few steps back* "Rough childhood"? You have taken quite the man eating, serial killer, and revenge driven psychomaniac journey through our villainous story, huh? You'd be a villain of the ages, I promise!

Thanks for taking the journey with me... but be sure not to let anyone make you angry. Or at least let me leave before they do, hahaha.

Pull out the red light sabers and creepy theatrics, Darth Vader is in the house!

Once a heroic Jedi Knight, Darth Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force, became a Sith Lord, and led the Empire’s eradication of the Jedi Order. He remained in the service of the Emperor -- the evil Darth Sidious -- for decades, enforcing his Master’s will and seeking to crush the fledgling Rebel Alliance.

But there was still good in him… that's why it's your alter ego. You are complex and mysterious. Despite coming on a journey to villain hood, you still showed a side of leniency and mercy. The other villains won’t be too happy about me being nice to you, still…

May the force be with you.

Oooooooooh, you sneaky lion you... go on with your evil self!

As a villain you'd be manipulative, cunning, conniving, and chillingly sneaky! Not just anyone could double cross their brother and then try to kill their own nephew! Scar hid under the radar of his family for years. He joined forces with the Hyenas and managed to succeed - he even ruled for quite some time.

I mean, if you’re into world domination and pushing family members off cliffs - who am I to judge?

But before you sneak off to eat Zazu or do something evil, be on the look out for Simba, I heard rumors that he's been with a meercat and a warthog or something.