Which Riverdale DILF Would Be Your Boyfriend?

Congratulations, you won the affections of the purest DILF in Riverdale. Honestly, who needs money and status when you've got your very own Fred Andrews to keep you warm at night?

It is a known FACT that FP Jones is the hottest DILF in Riverdale. He might be in a gang, he might live in a trailer and he might have beef with some very dangerous people BUT word on the street is that he's a #RealMan and that's literally all that matters.

Hiram Lodge? Where do I sign? Honestly, you're set for life with this villainous DILF. He'll do whatever it takes to get your what you want - and if that includes manipulating children and influencing an election then so be it. He'll give you a life of pure luxury. Hope you don't mind extortion, drug dealing and murder x

GOOD NEWS: You've snagged yourself a RiverDILF.
BAD NEWS: You've ended up with the one that's a serial killer.
If you can look past the weird childhood, the obsession with sinners and never being surprised with your favourite flowers, then you should be tooootally cool with Hal Cooper as your assigned DILF.

We haven't seen or heard much about Coach Clayton (other than the fact that we know he's got a problematic son) but you can BET he's got some abs hiding under that track sweater. Archie hewwwwwww? We love a man who works out and steers clear of drama.

Hope you like men in uniform because Sheriff Keller is here to make all of your dreams come true. Seeing as he's just been fired, he's got a lot of time on his hands to treat you like the Queen you are! Lucky you!