Dirty Jokes
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1. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She Gagged!!
2.
4. What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny?
Where you put the cucumber!
3.
5. What are the three shortest words in the English language?
Is it in?
4.
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute?
Your job still sucks!
5.
What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!
6.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck?
When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them
7.
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your butt say "stop"?
But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop"
8.
I love you with all my butt,
I would say heart but my butt is bigger.