The Top 10 Corniest Laffy Taffy Jokes!!!
These are extremely corny!!!!!!!!
Joke #1
What room has no walls?
A MUSHROOM!!!
Joke #2
What did the egg say to the frying pan?
“You crack me up”
Joke #3
How do you communicate with a fish?
You drop it a line
Joke #4
What did Delaware??
A brand new jersey!
Joke #5
Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long?
If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot!
Joke #6
What did one eye say to the other?
Between me and you something smells.
Joke #7
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you?
Ten after one!
Joke #8
What is smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee!
Joke #9
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof?
A watchdog
Joke #10
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Because they have good soles.