Are You A Pervert?

Stop it. Just. Stop it. That's a cloud, not a penis, and it's probably not healthy to see boobs every time you look at round fruit. You're obsessed with sex, either because you're not having much, or you're having too much - either way, it's always on your mind.

You're only slightly perverted - which means that although you tend to hold yourself together, a carrot that looks like a dick is going to get you, every time.

You're definitely not a pervert. You have totally normal sexual desires and tend only to get aroused at appropriate times - or, at least, that's what you told the quiz, anyway.