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14 New Year's Resolutions All Brits Should Make

Do you say your pleased with a haircut despite the inner sadness it's causing you? Do you utter sorry more than 10 times a day? These resolutions were written for you....

Rachel Addine
Created by Rachel Addine
On Dec 17, 2015
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I will tell jokes confidently and not just drift off/mumble/chuckle to myself, and walk away.

2

I will swear less.

3

I will stop apologising when complaining.

4

I will stop apologising during perfectly routine human situations where nothing is anyone’s fault.

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I will stop saying 'it's fine' and ask for the haircut I actually want

This also applies to the sandwich you actually ordered, the drink they forgot to bring over, and the days off you requested.

6

Seriously though - I will try not to be so polite.

7

I will drink less...

8

...and will spend my time learning to bake a cake like Mary Berry instead.

Cake, the best tea accompaniment.

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I will cut back on my sarcasm.

10

I will learn to stop filling awkward silences with remarks on the weather...

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...or just anything that pops into my head

12

I will stop trying to hide/run away every time I spot an acquaintance.

(This also applies to coworkers, childhood friends, and the window cleaner)

13

I will be less judgmental...

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...and I will enjoy 2016.

Well, I won't moan so much. Maybe.

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