Which Bachelor in Paradise contestant are you?

Caila - You are Caila, a robot designed solely to excel at love. Personality: bubbly. Body: great. Hair: literally too perfect to exist. You are ready to ride your horse into any heart you desire. When the master switch gets flipped, we will welcome you lovingly as our new robot overlord.

Ashley. You wear your heart on your sleeve and, as Caila so delicately put it, “love without hesitation.” As we’ve seen, this can lead to awkward moments and nonstop cry-fests. Re-apply some mascara, drink some gatorade, and maybe refocus that energy on a new hobby, like writing poetry or weightlifting. We believe in you!

You have trouble connecting with other humans, or even using their words or mannerisms in a convincing manner, but your bizarre sense of humor mixed with genuine sweetness draws people to you like the tractor beam on your spaceship. A word of warning: you can be really impressionable, but surround yourself with more good people and fewer Chads and you’ll be fine. We love you, you weird, perfect, bisexual alien.

You precious, delightful, good good boy. You aren’t always the center of attention, but eschewing drama and being a supportive friend gets you a place in everyone’s heart. You stay friends with your exes, grin and bear it when your mom is embarrassing you, and somehow even make “I’m a DJ” sound endearing.

You’re the one everyone hopes will be at the party. Maybe because you’re talkative and fun, maybe because you will absolutely fight anyone who starts something with you, but either way, no one can say you’re boring! Party hard, party often, stay confident, and keep doin’ you.

The most relatable girl in paradise. Your friends describe you as down to earth, chill, and honest. While speaking your mind is an admirable quality, sometimes you can be a little blunt, which makes for great tv but not great feelings. Then again, if you're trying to hop off the Evan train, none of us would hold it against you.

You’re strong, gorgeous, and not afraid to speak your mind. You’ll call others out on their bad behavior, and the people around you respect and appreciate you for it. Underneath that, you’re always up for a new adventure and have a soft spot for sincerity and a sense of humor.

I’m gonna level with you here. When you and Jubilee went on the first date in Paradise and spent it all talking about Lord of the Rings, I was smitten. And then you sent her home (?????) Despite doing nothing interesting or worthwhile since then, you seem to be in high demand with the women of Paradise, so, whatever I guess. Not interested. You hecked up, dude.