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21 times Siri got sassy

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On Jul 16, 2015
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Never ask Siri for a haiku

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She won't let you forget it

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She's not much good at story-telling either

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But sarcasm she can do.

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And loyalty. Or is that sarcasm?

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Just don't call her "Glass"...

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Or suggest she's not one of a kind

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She knows how to make us feel good when we're struggling with maths

“Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn’t make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies, and you are sad that you have no friends."

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And she may not drive, but she'll help get you home when you've had one too many

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Introspection is not her forte

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Nor affection. Clearly. (*sobs*)

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People will start laughing if you say this into your phone in a crowded office

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See...

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DON'T ask her if she follows the three laws of robotics. She gets super sassy.

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She's got no time for flattery

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Er... thanks Siri?

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She gets our Star Trek jokes!

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But when we really need her help...

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(It took me several attempts to say this right)

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She can get a little 'testy'

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But sometimes her burns are so sassy they make you laugh out loud. Well played, Siri.

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