How To Be A Dog: A Comprehensive Guide
Just in case you wanted to know
So-you want to be a dog. Well, it's not easy.
There are rules to this thing. Important rules. Rules you must not break.
Being a dog means days full of hard grind.
An entire species is counting on you to keep up appreances
Can you handle that kind of pressure?
And it's not just dogs you have to answer to-are you ready to support a best buddy? A whole person?
Because humans are complicated things. And they need dogs to help them with human stuff.
To be honest, being a dog isn't all it's cracked up to be.
To be honest, I don't think you could handle it.
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